Having yet again been thoroughly disgusted with myself, I decided to dramatically change my non-eventful, all-you-can-eat life into a life full of misery, suffering and pain.
Starting today, 20th of December in the year 2018 A.D., I will not eat any candy, cookie nor cake. Bananas will be absolutely prohibited! Anyone tempting me with sugar will risk serious injury, or even murder! I am dead serious.
Just as serious as about 3 weeks ago.
That time, I lasted about 7 hours.
But this time it is different: this time I will write about it.
